Moral Navigator Pillows

'Play dumb. You can't have the culpability if you don't have the capability.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

Who's In Charge Here?

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Liberty and capital punishment.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Arrow Church

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

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