Moral Explorer Pillows

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Are you capable of distinguishing right from wrong?'

'So what's the coral of the story?'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Paradise and Hell

"Welcome to Halfway House where all the decisions are made."

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

'It's not a finish line it's a trip wire.'

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

'You're here because you're a winner. You fought against your better self - and you won!!'

'Do you realize we made the seven deadly sins?'

Lost illusion

King Solomon, ethical slut.

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

X-ray Psychology.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'Idealist'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"