Moral Conundrum Explorer Pillows

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Moral Values for Dummies

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Profiles in Courage

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

Genetically modified food