Modern Morality Explorer Pillows

'Drug dealing is starting to become a bit of a problem up here.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Modern camping

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

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