Modern Philosophy Explorer Pillows

Lost Biblical Moments, #847

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Googler

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Like.

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."