Modern Philosophy Fan Pillows

Rolf Fusco Receives A Text Message From God

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Googler

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"You call this a constitution?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Pastorius wonders why.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Zenemies.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"