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Lost Biblical Moments, #847

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Googler

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Mark Zuckerberg

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Rodin's THE FEELER

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Follow me on Twitter...

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Like.

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

'Does a blog count as being published.'