Moral Dilemma Navigator Pillows

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Profiles in Courage

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"