Moral Code Explorers Pillows

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.