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"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'Idealist'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?