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'But what if you're a masochist...?'

'Sometimes I like to stand here and think about the early days when I built this company on a foundation of honesty, loyalty, and fair play. It's not true, of course, but I sure like to think it.'

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

'National Association of Ethicists meets here, 7 P.M.: Please watch your purse and wallet.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?