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'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I'm an atheist!'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Moral Values for Dummies

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

The tortoise and hare

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal