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What are the ethics of teaching ethics in school?

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

The angel and the devil.

'I let my conscience be my guide, and it turned out to be a sociopath.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Idealist'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

Liberty and capital punishment.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Moral Values for Dummies

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.