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"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

'I find that asking myself, 'What would my brothers do?' is much more likely to get me the answer I want.'

'Idealist'

"What would Pope Francis, the mild-mannered shepherd of his flock, do?"

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

"Call me?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."