Moral Compass Seeker Gifts

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

'I find that asking myself, 'What would my brothers do?' is much more likely to get me the answer I want.'

'Idealist'

"What would Pope Francis, the mild-mannered shepherd of his flock, do?"

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

"Call me?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."