Moral Compass Enthusiast Gifts

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"He has a good point, you have to let him go: he's returning library books..."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

The tortoise and hare

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."