Moral Compass Challenger Gifts

'Saint Peter wants to borrow a lawyer.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Voting Difficulties

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."