Moral Compass Guide Gifts

"After spending so much time and money on our lawsuit, don't you think it would be a shame to go ahead and bribe me like this?"

"Call me?"

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.