Moral Compass Holder Gifts

"For questions of ethics we have Carl advising on what's permissible under the law and Bette advising on what a mother would do."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

The fate of the emigrant

"Call me?"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

Liberty and capital punishment.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Orienteering 101

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”