Moral Compass Wielder Gifts

"I want you to prepare a business ethics presentation. If you don't have the time steal it off the internet."

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Liberty and capital punishment.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"Don't go there."