Moral Compass Questioner Gifts

"I did not abort, and I deeply regret that every day!"

"Call me?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

Liberty and capital punishment.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"