Moral Compass Challenger Mugs

'Saint Peter wants to borrow a lawyer.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

Liberty and capital punishment.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Voting Difficulties

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."