Moral Compass Navigator Mugs

"How come you never give me ideas like that?"

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Hurry up! I need to make this decision fast.'

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"You're going to need a bigger shoulder."

'Remember, Junior, it's important to avoid any appearance of wrongdoing.'

'I swear, it won't happen again. Without thinking, I broke ranks and voted my conscience!'

The fate of the emigrant

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Liberty and capital punishment.

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Orienteering 101

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."