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"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"He has a good point, you have to let him go: he's returning library books..."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

The tortoise and hare

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"Say – where the hell did that come from?"

Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."