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'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT'

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Looking inside the internal maze,

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Moral Values for Dummies

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'