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'...46 and still have Principles...'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Man losing his honesty

Liberty and capital punishment.

Trump Bible photo op

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Holding the moral high ground

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Attorney General John Ashcroft

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

What Kind of God

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

"I want you to prepare a business ethics presentation. If you don't have the time steal it off the internet."

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

DON Tread on me.

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

One of those dreadfully uncomfortable corporate moments...