Dress Code Defenders T-Shirts

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

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'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

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Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

The Moth Menace.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

'Fairy friday.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

"Dress code?"

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'