Dress Code Dissenter T-Shirts

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I love meetings"

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'