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'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'We like everything about you except the nose ring.'

'We need to discuss you perception of casual Fridays.'

'Hey, why are you wearing work clothes? It's casual Friday!'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

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"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

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"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

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"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'Fairy friday.'

"Dress code?"

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'He is wearing shoes.'

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."