Dress Code Commentator T-Shirts

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

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"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

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"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

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'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Fairy friday.'

"Dress code?"

"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

'Friday is casual day, Mr Figgs.'

'Dress code?'

'No..that's not 'smart casual'....'

Man wearing boxer shorts being tossed out of Café with waiter adding 'No Pants, No Service' to window sign.

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

"Simpson, your second evaluation is Tuesday. This time wear a suit with pants."