Dress Code Defender T-Shirts

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'After you with the camouflage.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

No Pants No Service?

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

The Moth Menace.

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Fairy friday.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."