Formal Dress Code Detective T-Shirts

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'After you with the camouflage.'

Hipster Police Department

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Corporate Image

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

No Pants No Service?

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Dress code?"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

Dress Code

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'...can't you read??'

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'Friday is casual day, Mr Figgs.'

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.