Dress Code Defender Gifts

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

The Moth Menace.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'Fairy friday.'

"Dress code?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'He is wearing shoes.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."