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The Moth Menace.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"How's it look back there?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Fashion Week"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

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Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."