Moral Quandary Analyst Pillows

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Profiles in Courage

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

Don't get cocky - He "followed" me, too.

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

'Rocco, are you listening?'

'I'm a concerned mugger. Half your money goes to the Eritrean relief fund!'

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

"The banality of evil."

"Now I've got a bigger screen I find porn on the web much more degrading."

"The price you're charging me for your miserable soul is quite high. Who (the hell) do you think you are? Mother Theresa, for c****t sake!"

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"It's disgusting, I read a girl in Magaluf did a sex act on 24 men for a free drink."

Is it good - Is it evil - or - Is it a tax shelter?

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT'

"Which do you want, the tobacco company account or the stop smoking campaign?"

'Divine Seating Plans'

"Why, yes, Phil, I do remember where I was when JFK was shot."

Assisted Euthanasia.