Moral Quandary Analyst Mugs

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Profiles in Courage

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

"The results are meaningless, but it gets the animal-rights people off our backs."

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

"The banality of evil."

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

'Rocco, are you listening?'

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

"Now I've got a bigger screen I find porn on the web much more degrading."

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

Is it good - Is it evil - or - Is it a tax shelter?

"It's disgusting, I read a girl in Magaluf did a sex act on 24 men for a free drink."

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT'

'Divine Seating Plans'

"Which do you want, the tobacco company account or the stop smoking campaign?"

Assisted Euthanasia.

"Our next guest has kindly agreed to talk to us about living in sin."

"Why, yes, Phil, I do remember where I was when JFK was shot."