Questioner Of Beliefs Pillows

"Perhaps it's your god's plan for humans to become so intelligent they stop believing in him."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'Where were the wise women?'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

Are You a True American Patriot?

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Thank you for not praying."

Christian Speed Dating

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

Question Authority. But don't be too picky about the answers.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Church Growth

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

"So what if Jesus was sent here to suffer and die... We all do that."

Door-to-Door Agnostic

'Funny you should ask...'

'What question can never be answered by yes?'

On the eighth day God created blasphemy.

"Looks like Father's done a bunk."