Faith Questioners Pillows

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Holy Bible

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Confusionism'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'It helps with reception.'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

Church: Open Sundays

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'