Religious Questioning Pillows

Christian Speed Dating

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

'Where were the wise women?'

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"How long has he been missing?"

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Evolution of God. . .

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Mounted Devil

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"

"Thank you for not praying."