Religious Questioning Pillows

Christian Speed Dating

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

'Where were the wise women?'

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"How long has he been missing?"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"Thank you for not praying."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

Mounted Devil

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"