Ritual Questioner Pillows

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Where were the wise women?'

R.C.I.A.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"What's it all about?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Christian Speed Dating

"Thank you for not praying."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"