Ritual Questioner Mugs

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Where were the wise women?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"What's it all about?"

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"Thank you for not praying."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Christian Speed Dating

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Church Growth

Baptism in the Dead Sea

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'