Ritual Explorer Pillows

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Office Hazing

'Let's run the steps later.'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Wife asking her husband questions about Freemasonry

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'You must heal yourself.'

"It is my place!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"All the celebrities come here."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."