Spiritual Rules Explorer Pillows

'Oh-oh - Behavior modification!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Home depot."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

FAQs.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'