Spiritual Rules Explorer Pillows

'Oh-oh - Behavior modification!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Do you have an appointment?"