Rebellious Spirit Explorer Pillows

The End of Innocence

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Gender Equality

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Christian and Born again Christian...

FAQs.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"All the celebrities come here."

Rogue elephant

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Did you have a cat?"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'