Ritual Researcher Pillows

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Cave man: Early job frustration

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Office Hazing

Today's Sermon: If you're unhappy with government intervention, try divine intervention.

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"It's part of His new diversity program."

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

John Calvin

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'