Conscience Consulter Pillows

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

I think therefore I am.

Sportswasher's

Environmental Conscience

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

Check your conscience, Senator?

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Introducing clean conscience products

AAA Cloning Laboratory: Think Twice.

Baseball Angels

'How can you sleep at night?'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Think - But not too much.

The Human Stain.

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

'There's only one honest way to make money.'

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.

"I've got a good head for business; I just don't have the stomach for it."

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

"I can't believe he gave our organization such a large donation, especially since we are no longer tax deductible."