Confession Seeker Pillows

'I couldn't put it down.'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Turkey, present day...