Honesty Seeker Pillows

'Why do you ask me questions if you don't want to hear the answers?'

"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"

Do you think I'd make a good politician?

"It's important to be authentic"

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

Skeptic Tank.

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"They’re real."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

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