Honesty Seeker Prints

'Why do you ask me questions if you don't want to hear the answers?'

"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"

Do you think I'd make a good politician?

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Skeptic Tank.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"They’re real."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"