Truth Seekers Pillows

"I trust this site to tell the truth."

'The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? That doesn't allow for much flexibility.'

'It is our duty as scientists to question everything.' 'Says who?'

'I'm still evaluating the new truth serum, you micro-managing, pig-eyed, snot-nosed, burnt-out, impatient, obnoxious, penny-pinching, glory-hogging tyrant.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Conspiracy Theories $10

"No, these are not fake news."

"No, it's still perjury, we don't make exceptions for 'white lies'."

Where does the news come from? And where does fake news come from?

Climber approaching guru, sign above says 'Subsidiary of Google'.

Whoa, that is one ugly baby!

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

Tree of Knowledge. Tree of Commonly Accepted Misconceptions.

Cardinal Pell faces tough questions on sex abuse in catholic church

"He was so surprised the government had done something right he fell in the shredder."

'You enjoy jogging, and you have a flare for the gourmet?...Seriously? You chase cars, and I've seen you eat out of trash cans. You have to be honest on these dating sites, dude!'

"Hey, Bill! Long time no see! How ya doin'?"

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

Skeptic Tank.

"Read a little about it"

Freedom of Press

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"And so, due to the appearance of wrongdoing, I've decided to simulate my resignation."

'If I tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, I'll have nothing left for my book!'

"Flo, this is roger, an insurance man with a credibility rating of 32. Roger, Flo is a journalist, with a rating of 74."

"Call it intuition or whatever, but I can't help thinking you may not be telling the truth."

"I cannot tell a lie but I am capable of exaggeration."

The disappearance of the journalist Jamal Khashoggi

"No sooner had I injected the truth serum than he told me I was morbidly obese."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

"I say we don't dig any deeper. We have enough to deal with without knowing the truth!"

Truth

"I always chuckle over how truthful a witness becomes when I drag out my ol' crystal ball."